‘what a crazy random happenstance!’
sometimes when I’m feeling down, I watch random episodes of ‘the daily show’. it always seems to work for me.
87 plays
Here you go - my ALL TIME FAVORITE song.
“Bittersweet Symphony” - The Verve
good choice.
some weird penguin show is on {disappointed}
(via hopelessromance)
omgz there is some weird penguin show on my TV too….perhaps the same?
or maybe there are just lots of weird penguin shows. not sure. but how many shows can possibly be made about penguins? I thought Morgan Freeman pretty much covered it all….
Lights Out: Mr. T is the most badass wise uncle ever.
[via.]
my life could’ve turned out so much differently if I had Mr. T’s words of wisdom growing up.
![dear Glade marketing department:
I am not quite sure what a ‘moonlit walk’ or a ‘wandering stream’ are supposed to smell like, but congratulations. your intriguing, romantic scenes tapped into my heart and my wallet. my apartment will now be smelling like ‘angel whispers’ [whatever that means].](http://25.media.tumblr.com/VoaToqwGdn8yqculvgsTXVKwo1_400.jpg)
dear Glade marketing department:
I am not quite sure what a ‘moonlit walk’ or a ‘wandering stream’ are supposed to smell like, but congratulations. your intriguing, romantic scenes tapped into my heart and my wallet. my apartment will now be smelling like ‘angel whispers’ [whatever that means].
herearesomethings
hi. i’m waving at you rn, even though you cant see
hello!!
I am waving back, even though you can’t see either.
AW HELL NAW DAT GURL AIN’T MO POPULA ON TUMBLR THAN ME
tumblr is going to turn into maury in about a day. i give it a day.
i give it 13 hours.
(my baby ain’t never gonna be cold becuz if she lose ONE i got TWO MO BLANKETZ)
I’M gunna dress MY baby up in all brand names and if I cain’t afford it, well, I guess I gunna STEAL it.
You know what I want to do today? I want to marry you.
Jim Halpert, “The Office”
